sluttyoliveoil:

a legend


radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again


maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun





disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing




goatnamedfelica:

daaaaamn