whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks)





officialfrenchtoast:

mynamesjustanoose:

jacobtryba:

yazzdonut:

parkour

My life.

I feel like no one tries dumb stuff like that unless someone they’re trying to impress is watching, which makes this even funnier.


i fucked up



yokhakidfiasco:

reason #41 to buy a dog

shutupaubrey:

snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day